“I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work.”
Will Smith - Mike Lowrey

“- Red: I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell asleep at nine.
- Dale Denton: It's okay. We won't put our dicks in your mouth.”

Danny McBride - Red
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“Time wounds all heels.”
Groucho Marx - S. Quentin Quale

“The cow hasn't been born yet that can give birth to the bull that can hurt me!”
Tyrone Power - Juan

“They told us of your victories but not of the price you paid!”

Vivien Leigh - Emma Lady Hamilton