“- Sissy: I brought ya some coffee.
- Bud: Get me a beer.
- Sissy: Bud, if they smell beer on your breath at work…
- Bud: Just get me a beer!
- Sissy: Yes sir.”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“Have you been drinking more of that sacramental wine, Father?”
James Coburn - Mr. Crisp

“- Dock Newton: You ain't any less of a drunk now than you was when hooch was legal.
- Jess Newton: Well, you see, there's my point. That particular law ain't really doin' it's job, now is it?”
Vincent D'Onofrio - Dock Newton
Ethan Hawke - Jess Newton

“- Mattie Ross: I hope you don't think I'm going to keep you in whiskey?
- Rooster Cogburn: I don't buy that, I confiscate it. And a touch of it wouldn't do you any harm against the night air!
- Mattie Ross: I would not put a thief in my mouth to steal my brains!”
Kim Darby - Mattie Ross
John Wayne - Rooster Cogburn

“- Dottie Hinson: What did you do to her?
- Doris Murphy - 3rd Base: Nothin', we just gave her a dress.
- Mae Mordabito: And a lotta liquor!”

Geena Davis - Dottie Hinson
Rosie O'Donnell - Doris Murphy - 3rd Base
Madonna - Mae Mordabito