“- Ed: And that's Otis, he's 77-years-old and worked here longer than anyone.
- Otis: I should've died years ago.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Abe Vigoda - Otis

“- Death: I was only curious, he's not on any of my lists. But you are, Daniel.
- Danny Madigan: Now?
- Death: No, you die a grandfather...”

Sir Ian McKellen - Death
Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan

“Don't beat yourself up over this. It's not your fault. That's what old people do. They die.”

Vince Vaughn - Beanie

“I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back! Don't you go dying on me!”

Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas

“- Dr. Egon Spengler: Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505, died 1610.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: 105-years-old, he hung in there, didn't he?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disembowled, drawn and quartered.”
Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz