“Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup!”

Ashton Kutcher - Elliot

“Do you want some free advice? Coffee. Make friends with it.”

Brendan Fletcher - Mark Davis

“- Simon Birch: What does coffee and donuts have to do with God?
- Rev. Russell: They're merely refreshments so people can socialize and talk about up coming events.”
Ian Michael Smith - Simon Birch
David Strathairn - Rev. Russell

“- Lily: Do you drink coffee?
- Jim: No, not really.
- Lily: Because I thought maybe we could go back to my apartment for some coffee or something.
- Jim: I would love some coffee.”
Karin Anger - Lily
Robert May - Jim

“- Kay: Why don't you go get me some coffee?
- Jay: Sure. How do ya take it? Black? Couple cubes of kiss-my-ass?”
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay