“- Dagwood Bumstead: Sometimes I think that horse understands everything I say.
- Blondie Bumstead: Then he's smarter than I am.”
Arthur Lake - Dagwood Bumstead
Penny Singleton - Blondie Bumstead

- Tulio: Miguel, you're talking to a horse!
- Miguel: Yes, that's it Altivo. Find the pry bar!
- Tulio: Yes, "find the pry bar". He doesn't understand "pry bar"! He's a dumb horse, there's no way he could understand.
Kevin Kline - Tulio
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Miguel

- Olive: Hey, didn't I tell you to make "horse durves"?
- Venus: I don't make nothin' out of horses, especially "horse durves", 'cause I don't know what they are, and neither do you.
Jennifer Tilly - Olive Neal
Annie Joe Edwards - Venus

“- Brad: They gotta stop sometime. If they're human men at all, they gotta stop.
- Ethan: No, a human rides a horse until it dies, then he goes on afoot. A Comanche comes along, gets that horse up, rides him 20 more miles... and then he eats him.”
Harry Carey Jr. - Brad Jorgensen
John Wayne - Ethan Edwards

“When I was your age, before I ever did the counseling, I could look at people, complete strangers, and see their whole lives so clear. But when I looked at each of my husbands, I never saw a thing. That's how it always is. Blind to my own life.”

Debbi Morgan - Mozelle Batiste Delacroix