“- Dr. Peter Venkman: We've taken our own head count. There seem to be six million completely miserable assholes living in the tri-state area.
- Hardemeyer: Oh, please!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Excuse me, six million and one.”
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
Kurt Fuller - Hardemeyer

“The world would be a lot better off if there was no people in it.”
Henry Travers - Gramp

“- Laurie Jupiter: The most powerful thing in the universe... still just a puppet.
- Jon Osterman: We are all puppets.”
Malin Akerman - Laurie Jupiter
Billy Crudup - Jon Osterman

“The world was just confused, and not the world really, just the people in it.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“I wonder what they're all doing tonight. The poor people of the world, I mean.”
James Woods - Lenny Brown