“There's nothing wrong with Ellen. It's just that she loves too much.”
Mary Philips - Mrs. Berent

“- Reverend Mike: He loved his booze. He loved his women.
- Mourners: He loved my wife, too! Yes, he did! Sure did!”

Sherman Alexander Hemsley - Reverend Mike

“- Janine: Oh, my God. I want that so bad. A husband that I can kiss and love and give juice too.
- Michael Newman: You've already cheated on three different husbands with their brothers. I think you've given enough juice to everybody. Love juice.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Janine
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman

“Is it possible a man blinded by love might not see treachery right in front of him?”
Rufus Sewell - Marke

“The Germans and the Italians couldn't get rid of us. There is absolutely no reason why we should surrender to the Scots.”
Maggie Smith - Lady Hester Random