“- Col. 'Madman' Maddox: Let me hear your guns!
- Capt. Wild Bill Kelso: My what?
- Col. 'Madman' Maddox: Your guns! Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack!”

Warren Oates - Col. 'Madman' Maddox
John Belushi - Capt. Wild Bill Kelso

“- John W. Creasy: The gunshot holds no fear, say it.
- Lupita Ramos: The gunshot holds no fear.
- John W. Creasy: You welcome the sound. In fact it's the sound that sets you free. You are a prisoner on this block until that sound sets you free.”

Denzel Washington - John W. Creasy
Dakota Fanning - Lupita Ramos

“- Captain von Trapp: Now, when I want you, this is what you will hear.
[blows whistle]
- Maria: Oh, no, sir. I'm sorry, sir. I could never answer to a whistle. Whistles are for dogs and cats and other animals, but not for children and definitely not for me. It would be too... humiliating.”
Christopher Plummer - Captain von Trapp
Julie Andrews - Maria

“I got you the big screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine, and THX quality sound that would make George Lucas cream in his pants!”
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“Sometimes they hear a thundering sound when there are no clouds. They assume the gods have eaten too much and their tummies are rumbling. Sometimes they can even see the evidence of the gods' flatulence.”

Paddy O'Byrne - Narrator