“You know what your problem is? Your face. Come on, you're too good-looking. Girls go out with you and get nervous. They feel dumpy, they don't want to compete. They want a guy like... like me. A guy who'll make them look good. A basic Neanderthal type. The swarthy type. A man's man.”
Jim Belushi - Bernie

“- Mrs. de Winter: What was Rebecca really like?
- Frank Crawley: I suppose she was the most beautiful creature I ever saw.”
Joan Fontaine - Mrs. de Winter
Reginald Denny - Frank Crawley

“I'm better looking than you. Why doesn't that kind of shit happen to me?”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Derek

“- Max Conners: How do I look?
- Page Conners: If I were a guy, I'd do you.”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners

“- Elsie: So I was swimming along minding my own business when I saw this long neck on the beach.
- Littlefoot: That's my grandpa.
- Elsie: Is he now? So that's where you get your good looks!”
Christina Pickles - Elsie
Brandon La Croix - Littlefoot