- Cal Naughton Jr.: Hey, when you have the stereo and TV on, how do you change the volume on the stereo?
- Ricky Bobby: "If you have the stereo on" Why do you have the stereo on while you're watching TV?
- Cal Naughton Jr.: 'Cause I like to party.
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby

“- Quentin: We've been to plenty of parties.
- Ben: No! No!
- Radar: If there's a tuba there, it's not a party.”
Tobias Jonathan Ansell Wolff - Quentin
Austin Abrams - Ben
Justice Smith - Radar

“Rocking a party, step one. So it's the DJ's job to get the crowd out of their heads, and into their bodies. So in order to do that, you need, at the very least a caveman's sense of rhythm, a cursory knowledge of mathematics, and the broad strokes of ninth grade biology.”
Zac Efron - Cole

“There is always going to be resistance so you gotta be patient. Look for that one person who's not afraid to just go for it.”

Zac Efron - Cole

“- Town Councilman: Let's get down to business. The trouble with our party is everybody talks too long all the time.
- Doc Bissell: That's the trouble with all parties.”
Franklyn Farnum - Town Councilman
Harry Hayden - Doc Bissell