“He's a sharp tooth! We're not his family! We're his diet!”
Anndi McAfee - Cera

“- Vincent: What do you want for Christmas?
- Sam: My two front teeth.”
Jean Reno - Vincent
Robert De Niro - Sam

“- Parole Board Chairman: The Parole Board's ready, Blake. I hope you remembered to floss.
- Earl Talbot Blake: I did! With your wife's pubic hair!”
Frank Miller - Parole Board Chairman
John Lithgow - Earl Talbot Blake

“- Ceil: Abe, have you seen mama's teeth. She left them in a glass of water yesterday, and she can't find them.
- Abe: Kids were playing hockey with them.
- Ceil: They were playing hockey with mama's teeth?
- Abe: Yeah, the're about the same size as a puck.”
Renée Lippin - Ceil
Josh Mostel - Abe

“In the movies, when people wake up together in the morning, they immediately start kissing, nuzzling and going at it, but what they never do is get up first, take a leak and brush their goddamn teeth, which I don't think I'm alone in feeling is pretty much necessary when you wake up.”
Timothy Olyphant - Pete