“- Valerie: A ufo landed in my pool and they captured me but we made friends and I fed them pop-tarts and, um, they're here now, but Ted's coming home tonight so you've got to cut their hair.
- Owner of Beauty Shop: What did you say?
- Valerie: Oh, nothing. I'm on drugs.”
Geena Davis - Valerie

“- Darlene: Are you aware that you're yelling?
- Eddie: My voice is raised in emphasis. It's a perfectly legitimate use of volume.”
Robin Wright - Darlene
Sean Penn - Eddie

“The sea is vast, he could be anywhere.”

Naseeruddin Shah - Captain Nemo

“Risk leads to greatness.”
Kieran Culkin - Tim Sullivan

“- Johann: I'm sorry, but duty is more important than shrimps.
- Sylvia: Oh. Well, the duty is yours, the house is mine. And in my house, shrimps are more important than duty.”
Otto von Wernherr - Johann
Susan Doukas - Sylvia