“Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.”
Gary W. Cruz - Video Newscaster

“Well, does it take more guts to twice traverse a staircase in a burning building, or to make a one-time leap into a volcano? Damned if I know, Kemosabe.”
Lloyd Bridges - Graynamore

“- Cody Culp: Reach down the back of my pants.
- Christie Langford: What?
- Cody Culp: Come on! Live dangerously.”
Bradley Gregg - Cody Culp
Traci Lind - Christie Langford

“- Rick Jarmin: What the hell are you doing here?
- Marianne Graves: Me? What the hell are you doing here?
- Rick Jarmin: Being shot in the butt.”
Mel Gibson - Rick Jarmin
Goldie Hawn - Marianne Graves

“- Matt Brody: Will it work? Maybe. Will there be some surprises along the way? Abso-fucking-lutely. Is anyone gonna die? I don't know. Maybe Ronnie.
- Ronnie Greenbaum: Sorry, what?”
Zac Efron - Matt Brody
Jon Bass - Ronnie Greenbaum