While I was in the pizza parlor, this creepy old man came up to me and said "Sweetie, you don't have to kiss to make babies". So, I waited until it was about time to leave with the pizza, so I walked right up to him and said out loud "I know, but you still gotta fuck!".
Baybi Day - Pamela

“- Pinero: See this lot here? This lot used to be houses. In fact, there was a house over there on the corner where I kissed my first girl friend. Got her pregnant, too.
- Martin Vail: Hell of a kiss, Joey.”

Steven Bauer - Pinero
Richard Tiffany Gere - Martin Vail

“You didn't get pregnant with your legs closed!”

Jill Parker-Jones - Lamaze Instructor

“No wonder you're a nervous wreck. You're not going crazy. You're just becoming a mother.”

Todd Allen - Jim Morar

“- Corny Collins: And now it's time to say goodbye to our very own fun-lovin', free-wheelin' little Brenda. Come on up here, Brenda. Brenda will be taking a leave of absence from the show. How long are you gonna be gone, Brenda?
- Brenda: Just nine months.”
James Marsden - Corny Collins
Cassie Silva - Brenda