“My inability to impregnate Kristy was blamed on tight shorts, having something to do with my body temperature. Seemed rather flimsy to me. To go through the hell of a fertility check and discover that my preference in undergarments was to blame seemed as silly and pointless as everything else in my life.”
Kevin Bacon - Jake Briggs

“- Dr. Einstein: Why did you kill that man? He was being nice to us and gave us a ride.
- Jonathan Brewster: He said I looked like Boris Karloff!”
Peter Lorre - Dr. Einstein
Raymond Massey - Jonathan Brewster

“- Rita: Phil, why weren't you like this last night? You just fell asleep.
- Phil: It was the end of a very long day.”

Andie MacDowell - Rita
Bill Murray - Phil

“Annie and me. We did some silly things. Who knows why people do what they do? Nobody knows that, but she's... she's a good person.”

Jon Voight - Billy

“There's a difference between being violent and being driven to violence. I am not a violent man!”
Charlie Sheen - Jack Hammond