“- Bernie: I stole it
- Danny: You did not.
- Bernie: Oh, that's great, Dan. I tell you I'm a thief and you call me a liar.”
Jim Belushi - Bernie
Rob Lowe - Danny

“He's a liar and a drunk. Piss on the president. Piss on the cabinet. He ain't gonna help us out here, you know. In Texas, robbers are outlaws. In Washington, robbers are elected. Isn't that right?”

John Bennett Perry - Ranger Captain Dan Reid

“What you rob, you spend, and what you spend goes back to the people. So, where's the robbery?”

Muriel Angelus - Catherine McGinty

“I'm not in the habit of conversing with thieves. I thought I made that quite clear, Captain Thorpe.”

Brenda Marshall - Doña Maria

“- Geoffrey Thorpe: Is a thief an Englishman who steals?
- Doña Maria: It's anybody who steals... whether it's piracy or robbing women.”
Errol Flynn - Geoffrey Thorpe
Brenda Marshall - Doña Maria