“- Timmy Moore: Did I pass the spelling test, Mrs. Greeley?
- Rudy Zolteck: Wow, Spike knocked him all the way back to second grade!”

Christopher Walberg - Timmy Moore
Michael Zwiener - Rudy Zolteck

“- Annie: She's drunk. She's never had more than one glass of wine in her entire life and she chooses today to show up zonked.
- Chessy: [leading her into an elevator] Just do what the woman says and meet her upstairs.”

Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Lisa Ann Walter - Chessy

“Drama, drama, drama.”
Annie Parisse - Jeannie

“- Jack: There's a tank out there. We need to move.
- Annie: What?”
Owen Wilson - Jack Dwyer
Lake Bell - Annie Dwyer

“There's no need to panic.”

Dennis Haysbert - General Lyons