“I am a gay lesbian woman! I do not mythologize the male sexual organ!”

Kathy Bates - Libby Holden

“Man, of course men gives better blow jobs! Listen, I know what it feels like to get my dick sucked, right? And I know what I like when I get my dick sucked. So when I'm sucking a dick, I know that what I'm doing is what I like and that is the best of it that can be done.”
Norman Reedus - Brautigan

“- Shannon: Jana, isn't that your muff diving little sister over there with her disgusting boscoe-flavored girlfriend?
- Jana: Insert it in your clammy crevice, will ya, Shannon?”
Teresa Hill - Shannon
Denise Richards - Jana

“As long as you keep your work zipped up around me, I don't give a rat-crap what or where you shove your show. Are we done being neighbors for now?”

Jack Nicholson - Melvin Udall

“How can I put this delicately? It's just that I'm not really in the vagina business.”

Stephen Fry - Peter Morton