“- Stuart: Straight sex is better than gay sex, it's written in the Bible.
- Alex: Is that in the King James or the New World Edition?”
Stephen Baldwin - Stuart
Lara Flynn Boyle - Alex

“- Marshall: You can forget about Pritchard. He's homosexual.
- Kevin O'Brien: I'll be damned.
- Marshall: So will he, if you believe the Old Testament.”
Fred Thompson - Marshall
Leon Russom - Kevin O'Brien

“When heterosexual partners die their pensions go to their spouses. But because my partner is a woman, I don't get to do that. In my twenty three years of being a police officer, I've never asked for special treatment. I'm only asking for equality.”
Julianne Moore - Laurel Hester

“I learned to read some. I read the Bible quite a bit. I can't understand all of it, but I reckon I understand a good deal of it.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“Reincarnation - life after death - mumbo-jumbo of all kinds has been highly commercial throughout the history of book publishing. The first printed book... was the Bible.”
Matt Ross - Dan