“We need boys, so they can grow up, get married, and turn into shadows.”
Jean Louisa Kelly - Tia Russell

“- Troy: Eve, a man walks into your life, who's the kindest, most polite, most incredibly rich guy you've ever met...
- Eve: And I have him committed.
- Troy: Yes. Yes you did.
- Eve: Well, at least I fell for him before I knew he was rich. That's new.”
Dave Foley - Troy
Alicia Silverstone - Eve

“I was comparing men to animals!... Which, let's face it, sometimes they are. But sometimes, they are not.”
Ashley Judd - Jane Goodale

“- Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
- Young Girl with Coffee: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.”

David Hollander - Young Boy with Coffee
Michelle Stacy - Young Girl with Coffee

“Is that what a real man is supposed to look like?”

Edward Norton - The Narrator