“- Jack Slater: Is this the day you were talking about saving?
- Danny Madigan: Don't see you doing anything.
- Jack Slater: I wouldn't wanna steal your thunder.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater
Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan

“I moved here and I thought, Great! I'm outta the big city and I'm finally in a place where everybody isn't gonna be crawling up everybody's asshole every day! A place where maybe my biggest nightmare is going to be getting some goddamn cat out of a tree! But forget that! Everybody is insane, everywhere!”
Ed Harris - Sheriff Alan Pangborn

“The crazier a man is for a woman, the crazier he thinks and the crazier he acts.”
Walter Huston - Doc Holliday

“When Johnny's in that mood, he's a madman! He's a maniac! And then things happen. Horrible things...”

Peter Lorre - Dr. Einstein

“Is there a history of insanity in your family?”
John Marwood Cleese - Rollo Lee