“- Flight Officer: You need to get back in your seat, now.
- Bones: I suffer from aviophobia, it means fear of dying in something that flies!
- Flight Officer: Sir, for your own safety, sit down or else I'll make you sit down!”
Darlene Tejeiro - Flight Officer
Karl Urban - Bones

“Wake me up if we crash into the mountain. I wouldn't want to miss that.”
Clint Eastwood - John Wilson

“- Dr. Ziplock: Do something, you're the pilot!
- Blaznee: How about if I eject?”
Debbie Lee Carrington - Dr. Ziplock
Kevin Thompson - Blaznee

“- Loomis: Is that our plane?
- Phyllis: No, if it were our plane, it would be crashing.”
Randy Quaid - Loomis
Geena Davis - Phyllis

“- Flight Attendant: Do you think you're late enough?
- Grimm: Oh, you must be from around here.”

Margo Skinner - Flight Attendant
Bill Murray - Grimm