“- Arthur Kriticos: I told them not to leave this spot.
- Dennis Rafkin: They're kids - what do you expect?”
Tony Shalhoub - Arthur Kriticos
Matthew Lillard - Dennis Rafkin

“Freeze! Don't you know the building is on fire?”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble

“You know, there are some children who aren't really children at all. They're just pillars of flame that burn everything they touch. And there are some children who are just pillars of ash, that fall apart if you touch them. Me and Victor, we were children of flame and ash.”
Evan Adams - Thomas Builds-the-Fire

“The kid shouldn't have been smoking in bed!”

Ruth Gordon - Bernice

“Maybe real fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy.”
Jack Riley - Stu Pickles