“The time to make up your mind about people is never.”
Maggie Smith - Constance Trentham

“- Mays Gilliam: If we had laws on the Destiny's Child Video, we'd have less crime.
- Brian Lewis: I think we should let the people decide.
- Mays Gilliam: The people can't decide! The people are too busy gettin shot in the ass!”
Chris Rock - Mays Gilliam
Nick Searcy - Brian Lewis

“Everybody lies - but not all the time.”
Russell Crowe - Andy

“- Julie: It's just weird how time erases things.
- Fern: Time doesn't erase things, people erase things.”
Rebecca Gayheart - Julie
Judy Greer - Fern

“Since you men haven't reached a decision, the only proper thing for me to do is to put both my husbands in the guest room!”

Jean Arthur - Vicky Lowndes