“You all oughta be ashamed of yourselves. A bunch of big guys like you, picking on a poor little orphan like him.”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse

“What's the use of talking to you cold-hearted boids? Go ahead! Have your fun! Laugh at him! Kick him now that he's down! Go on! We don't care.”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse

“- Colonel Mustard: How can you make jokes at a time like this?
- Miss Scarlet: It's my defense mechanism.
- Colonel Mustard: Some defense. If I was the killer, I would kill you next.”
Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
Lesley Ann Warren - Miss Scarlet

“Uncle Pete says you was the meanest goddamn son-of-a-bitch alive, and if I ever wanted a partner for a killin', you were the worst one. Meaning the best, on account as your're as cold as the snow and you don't have no weak nerve nor fear.”

Jaimz Woolvett - The "Schofield Kid"

“- Gus Gorman: You're hurting him. That's Kryptonite!
- Vera Webster: Yes. This time we got it right.
- Ross Webster: You're a genius. You've invented a machine that can find anybody's weak spot. Congratulations, old buddy. You'll go down in history as the man who killed Superman!”
Richard Pryor - Gus Gorman
Annie Ross - Vera
Robert Vaughn - Ross Webster