“He says unless we accept his demands, the weather will keep getting colder and colder until we'll all have to go to hell just to warm up.”

Dame Eileen Atkins - Alice

“I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather.”
Ron Eldard - Skank' Marden

“Cold weather makes people stupid and that's a fact.”
Brad Pitt - Early Grayce

“- Ernie Mott: I wonder what the weatherman promises for tomorrow.
- Ada Brantline: Likely rain - followed by suicide in bed.”
Cary Grant - Ernie Mott
June Duprez - Ada Brantline

“- Tina: Shouldn't you be monitoring the weather or something?
- Bob: This is L.A... what weather?”
Caroline Keenan - Tina
Kenneth Moskow - Bob