- Putter: Is that a boy or a girl?
- Lloyd: Girl, Joan of Arc. She dressed up as a man and led the French in fighting the English. She heard voices, "stop being a peasant", "France needs you", "the truth needs you". And she won, she beat the English, but then...
- Putter: Then what?
- Lloyd: The French, burnt her, alive!
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Keith Gordon - Lloyd

“Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!”

Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“Who are we to tell somebody what gender expression works for them. That’s not my choice and it’s certainly not the school’s choice.”
Fivel Stewart - Izzie Taylor

“I think the real obscenity comes from raising our youth to believe that sex is bad and ugly and dirty, and yet it is heroic to go spill guts and blood in the most ghastly manner in the name of humanity.”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“What is more obscene: sex or war?”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt