“You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever.”
Peter Dante - Dante

“A wise man can learn more from his enemies than a fool from his friends.”
Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda

“Damn it, listen to me. I'm older and wiser.”
Fred Ward - Earl Bassett

“- Wang Chi: A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face, Jack.
- Egg Shen: Yeah, and a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain!”

Dennis Dun - Wang Chi
Kurt Russell - Jack Burton

“Lord loves a workin' man. Don't trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it.”

Steve Martin - Navin