“- Kathy: You guys are brothers?
- Mitch Weaver: Well, it's a long story.
- Sam McKenna: My dad boned his mom.
- Mitch Weaver: Okay, it's a short story.”
Traylor Howard - Kathy
Norm MacDonald - Mitch Weaver
Artie Lange - Sam McKenna

“When you've been in prison as long as I have, you remember every story about pussy you ever heard.”
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

“I wonder why your story never wavers from exactly the same words. It suggests either that you have an extraordinary memory... or you're telling the plain, unvarnished truth.”

James Stephenson - Howard Joyce

“I find a murder in a detective story much more sympathetic than a real murder.”
Kurt Katch - Colonel Haki

“That's not because there are most ghosts here then other places, mind you. It's just that people who live here about are strangely aware of them. You see, day and night, year in, year out, they listen to the pound and stir of the waves. There's life and death in that restless sound. And eternity too.”

Ray Milland - Roderick Fitzgerald