“- Jack Cates: Class isn't something you buy. Look at you, you've got on a 500-dollar suit and you're still a low-life.
- Reggie Hammond: Yeah, but I look good.”
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

“Nice tuxedo. Nice tuxedo to die in!”
Monti Ellison - Head Pin Pal

“I'm not sure I wanna be hanging out with a guy who noticed a crease in my pants.”
Christopher Walken - Mike

“- Sandy Dunlap: Who gave you those shoes?
- Holly Davis: A friend... an old friend.
- Sandy Dunlap: Well, she has terrific taste.”
Christine Lahti - Sandy Dunlap
Mary Tyler Moore - Holly Davis

“- Ann Hogan: You ease up on him.
- Phil Weston: You just ease up there on your corduroy jacket.”
Rachael Harris - Ann Hogan
Will Ferrell - Phil Weston