“Look, when a vastly superior alien culture comes all this way to take over your world, certain basic laws of planetary conquest apply. For example, when someone points a Quad Vectored Hypo Thermic Cosmo Blaster at you, it's a fair bet you are about to become toast.”
Tommy Madden - Giggywig

“Where would you have us go Charlie? Maybe you would prefer us to take a piece of Central Africa or Uruguay? Not Egypt, thank you, we tried that once and it was not a success. Or back to the ghettos?”
Diane Keaton - Martin Kurtz

“Hear me, beings of Akir: I am Sador of the Malmori. I have come with my forces to conquer you. If you resist, I will crush you.”
John Saxon - Sador

“I possess a stellar converter, the most powerful weapon in the universe. You cannot resist me. I want your planet to be my colony.”

John Saxon - Sador

“We come here by the orders of the Great Queen Victoria, Queen of all Africa.”

James Faulkner - Lt. Melvill