“- Daisy Werthan: It's 7:16!
- Boolie Werthan: You should have a job on the radio announcing the time.”
Jessica Tandy - Daisy Werthan
Dan Aykroyd - Boolie Werthan

“- Pearl Antoine: Yeah, that's what I need, a good job. You wanna know what my favorite job would be, of all time? To be the radio talk lady, Dr Nancy Love. Ever listen to her?
- Mickey: I don't listen to radio talk.”
Rae Dawn Chong - Pearl Antoine
Keith Carradine - Mickey

“- Talk ShowHost: All right, this is Dr. Ruth Westheimer, Sexually Speaking. Hello, you are on the air.
- Edgar: Hi. It's me again.
- Talk ShowHost: Oh, hello Me! I was wondering if you would call. What's on your mind?
- Edgar: Well, Doctor, it's really the same question: I want to know what love is.”
Ruth Westheimer - Talk Show Host
Bud Cort - Edgar

“- Cosmo Carboni: You've got to start off every morning by croning to that low-life, bag bird?
- Victor Carboni: Bella likes music in the morning.
- Cosmo Carboni: Yeah? Then buy the bum a radio!”
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni
Lee Canalito - Victor Carboni

“- Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County: Hey boy, where's Sheriff Branford?
- Branford: I am Sheriff Branford.
- Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County: Ooo, Hee-Hee. For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio, hee-hee.”
Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County
George Reynolds - Branford