- Ellen Andrews Gordon: Rodin never said what he was thinking.
- Mickey Gordon: You see, what I think he was thinking was, "Goddam Rodin. Three drinks and I'm nude".
Debra Winger - Ellen Andrews Gordon
Billy Crystal - Mickey Gordon

“When I'm high I am Odetta. Let's get naked and smoke.”
Pia Zadora - Beatnik Chick

“I'm Irish. I can't get drunk.”
Barry Pepper - Frank Slaughtery

“- Cop: Sir, have you had anything to drink today?
- Moses: I had about a half a beer, the dog had a lot.”

Adam Sandler - Moses

“Maybe I'm drunk. Tomorrow I'll be sober, but he will always be a faggot.”

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Alex