“- George Peters: I told you I was a married man with two children.
- Doris: You're not?
- George Peters: I'm a married man with three children... I thought it would make me seem less married. All right, I didn't think it through, all right? There's been like a lead weight inside me all morning. I mean, denying little Debbie like that!”
Alan Alda - George Peters
Ellen Burstyn - Doris

“Your positive perception of me is vital to my existence. Besides, it is not everyday a father can give the world to his child.”

Dan Aykroyd - Beldar Conehead

“- Jewel: Do you have any children?
- Forrest Tucker: I hope not.”
Sissy Spacek - Jewel
Robert Redford - Forrest Tucker

“- Sheriff Ticker: Did your father ever touch you anywhere?
- Seth Dove: Yeah.
- Sheriff Ticker: Where?
- Seth Dove: In the kitchen.
- Sheriff Ticker: Anywhere else?
- Seth Dove: Anyplace outside the kitchen?”
Robert Koons - Sheriff Ticker
Jeremy Cooper - Seth Dove

“My children will still need a father, and I will still need a husband.”

Rachel Weisz - Clare Crowhurst