“Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.”
Miranda Edwards - Michigan Girl

“Pardon my French, General, but, you're full of shit!”
George Kennedy - Gen. George S. Patton

“- Doug Madsen: Woody, sorry I said you had ego issues.
- Woody Stevens: Sorry I said you were a pussy.
- Doug Madsen: You didn't call me a pussy.
- Woody Stevens: Well, not to your face, but that's what I was thinking.”
Tim Allen - Doug Madsen
John Travolta - Woody Stevens

“I'm a horrible person. You have every right to hate me. You should hate me. I want you to hate me! I insist that you hate me! I'm scum, I'm garbage, I'm vermin, and I'm sorry.”
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett

“- Joe Waters: I'm sorry I don't have a photographic memory, Gus.
- Gus Green: You don't even have a memory.”
Joe Pesci - Joe Waters
Danny Glover - Gus Green