“- William Thacker: I enjoyed the movie very much. I was just wondering, did you ever consider having more horses in it?
- Anna Scott: Well, we would have liked to. But it was difficult, obviously, being set in space.”
Hugh Grant - William Thacker
Julia Roberts - Anna Scott

“- Sheriff Burnett: What do you want?
- Walter, Leader of the Outlaws: We just want that horse of yours.
- Sheriff Burnett: You want my horse, there's an awful lot of ya. What are you gonna do with just one horse, anyhow?
- Walter, Leader of the Outlaws: Eat it. We're gonna feed off that beast for at least a week.”
Frank Wolff - Sheriff Gideon Burnett
Spartaco Conversi - Walter

“No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!”
Rose McGowan - Tatum Riley

“- Randy: Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare.
[Billy starts to rise]
- Sidney Prescott: [shoots Billy] Not in my movie.”

Jamie Kennedy - Randy
Neve Campbell - Sidney Prescott

“- Dewey Riley: Typically, serial killers are white male.
- Randy Meeks: That's why it's perfect! It's sort of against the rules but not really. Mrs. Voorhees was a terrific serial killer, and there's always room for Candyman's daughter. She's sweet, she's deadly, she's bad for your teeth.”

David Arquette - Dewey Riley
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks