“- Jay: He had an uncle in Poland who died. We can say he left the money to Pop in his will.
- Arty: Jay, do you think the Germans would let some Jew in Poland send $9,000 to some Jew in Alabama?”

Brad Stoll - Jay
Mike Damus - Arty

“- Martin: Jesus Christ! Look at this - my sneaker's ruined!
- Erica: They're only thirty-five dollars.”

Michael Murphy - Martin
Jill Clayburgh - Erica

“All I want outta life is enough money to buy a decent pair o'shoes that don't let in the rain.”
Linda Henry - Sandra Gangel

- Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?
- Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light?
- Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish SportsLegends"?
Julie Hagerty - Elaine Dickinson
Ann Nelson - Hanging Lady

“- Stevo: You're a Nazi!
- Dad: Nazi, I'm Jewish, Steven, how can I be a Nazi?”

Matthew Lillard - Stevo
Christopher McDonald - Dad