“- Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
- Nick the Greek: It's what?
- Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
- Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.”
Jason Flemyng - Tom
Stephen Marcus - Nick The Greek

“What can be more Christmassy than a thick stack of syrup-drenched waffles?”
Tim Conner - Herb

“Christmas! Christmas dinner, yeah. Dinner means death. Death means carnage! Christmas means carnage!”
Danny Mann - Ferdinand

“[Craig Jones walks into kitchen to discover Burglar dressed as Santa Claus eating a sandwich]
- Craig Jones: What the hell you doing in my house; eating a big ass sandwich and shit?
- Santa Claus: Nigga, I'm Santa Claus; where the fuck are the milk and cookies? ”
Ice Cube - Craig Jones
Rickey Smiley - Santa Claus

I remember it like it was yesterday, Christmas 1989, dad had just gotten fired from the Zippo factory, mom was still pulling in tricks to make ends meet, Daniel Day Lewis won an Oscar for "My Left Foot", and all I wanted was one of those little Betsy Wetsy dolls.

Chyler Leigh - Janey Briggs