“You're not going to look like this forever, you know. Eventually you'll be older, and all of the men who foot your bill now will be buying drinks for women half your age and then what will you do? Well, you'd better think of something because middle-aged tramps aren't cute, they're pathetic.”

Toni Collette - Rose

“A man of 45 can still consider himself young until he realizes he has children old enough for love. Then old age comes over him in one blow.”
Burt Lancaster - Prince Don Fabrizio Salina

“A man turns 60, all of a sudden he's washed up and you kick him out of the workplace? That may have been fine 100 years ago, when men were dying at the age of 50. But in this world, it's different. The elderly are strong. Their spirit is strong. And they have a voice. And that voice is in these two men, and they will be heard. Respect, bitches!”
Kevin Hart - Dante Slate, Jr.

“You see, ladies, men have three basic needs in life: eating, sleeping, sex. That's our whole day. I can do all three of those in my truck. By myself. In traffic!”
Bill Engvall - Himself

“I know for some women, men are a household necessity; myself, I'd rather have a canary.”
Ruth Chatterton - Alison Drake