“Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos.”
Keith Scott - The Narrator

“- Nick: What does it feel like?
- Terry: Nothing, yet.
- Nick: No, I mean knowing you're about to die.
- Terry: Relief.”
Brad Hunt - Nick
David Arquette - Terry

“Fight for us, I will never leave you Victor. But you have to fight. And if you get well, when you get well, I'll be there with you. And if you die, I will hold your hand. I'll hold your hand and the last thing you will ever see will be me because I love you.”
Julia Roberts - Hilary O'Neil

“- Colleen Beck: I'd be more comfortable if he slept in the guest room.
- Alyssa Beck: Well, I'd be more comfortable if you hadn't slept with Josh. George would be more comfortable if he wasn't dying.”
Mary Steenburgen - Colleen Beck
Jena Malone - Alyssa Beck

“- Arthur Dent: So this is it. We're going to die
- Ford Perfect: Yes. Would you like a hug?
Arthur Dent: No.”
Martin Freeman - Arthur Dent
Yasiin Bey - Ford Prefect