“America is a whorehouse where the revolutionary ideals of your forefathers are corrupted and sold in alleys by vendors of capitalism.”

“- Joey Naylor: Dad, why is the American government the best government?
- Nick Naylor: Because of our endless appeals system.”
Adam Brody - Joey Naylor
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“- Judy Witwicky: I think that if there really was some kind of alien infestation the Government would be the first to tell us.
- Ron Witwicky: This is America.
- Judy Witwicky: That's how we know we're in a free country. There's no secrets.”
Julie White - Judy Witwicky
Kevin Dunn - Ron Witwicky

“- Foreman Marv Loach: United States Government? That must mean something big is happening here.
- Kent Mansley: No, Marv. Big things happen in big places, and the sooner I file my report, the sooner I can get back to them.”
James Gammon - Foreman Marv Loach
Christopher McDonald - Kent Mansley

“- Skip: Man, one thing I can't figure out. People be out of work everywhere and the government just be throwing money away!
- Kirby: That's Uncle Sam for you, son. Money to burn.”
Chris Tucker - Skip
Keith David - Kirby