“Cop couldn't find his dick with two hands and a map.”
Ed Harris - Dave Moss

I was asked to say a couple of words about Harvey. How about "ugly" and "cheap"? Harvey wrote his will on his cock, and his lawyer said it would not stand up in court.

Slappy White - himself

“- Evil: Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
- Benson: Oh, you say such nice things, Master.
- Evil: Yes I know, I'm sorry!”
David Warner - Evil
Jerold Wells - Benson

“- Sauvage: Maxwell Smart is a fool and a bumbler.
- Nino Salvatori Sebastiani: So how do you explain how this bumbler has been able to thwart KAOS constanly in the past?
- Sauvage: He's a lucky bumbler.”
Vittorio Gassman - Sauvage
Vittorio Gassman - Nino Salvatori Sebastiani

“Mr Smart, evidently I underestimated you. You're not a complete fool, after all. Almost, very close, but not complete.”
Vittorio Gassman - Sauvage