“The earth turns, but we don't feel it more. And one night you look up. One spark and the whole sky is on fire.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Amsterdam Vallon

“- Sylvia: If you think about it, if Mary and I hadn't moved in a taken up a part of your live, you'd all be in very different situations right now.
- Michael: We'd be married.
- Peter: We'd be divorced! You've saved us a fortune.”
Nancy Travis - Sylvia
Steve Guttenberg - Michael
Tom Selleck - Peter

- Ed Reese: Whoops.
- Arnold Beckoff: Whoops? Ed, did you say "whoops"? No, Ed. "Whoops" is when you fall down an elevator shaft. "Whoops" is when you skinny-dip in a school of piranha. "Whoops" is when you accidentally douche with Drano! No, Ed. This was no "whoops." This was an "Aha-ha-ha-ha"!
Brian Kerwin - Ed Reese
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff

“Looks like I finally ran into someone that likes to play as rough as I do.”
Willem Dafoe - Raven Shaddock

“A repo man spends his life getting into tensesituations.”
Harry Dean Stanton - Bud