“- Bernard: How is the sex?
- Dawn Campbell: The sex?
- Brad Stand: Come on, guys. Come on. That's private.
- Dawn Campbell: That's gross.
- Vivian: Our undercover surveillance shows it's been infrequent and short. Eight to nine minutes. Typically.”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernard
Naomi Watts - Dawn Campbell
Jude Law - Brad Stand
Lily Tomlin - Vivian

“- Claire Standish: Why didn't you want me to know that you are a virgin?
- Brian Johnson: Because it's my business, my personal business.
- John Bender: Well, Brian, it doesn't sound like you're doing any business.”
Molly Ringwald - Claire Standish
Anthony Michael Hall - Brian Johnson
Judd Nelson - John Bender

“Who I fuck and who I don't fuck is none of your fucking business!”
Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker

“Twenty five years later, the bouncing baby boy has grown into a swinging jungle king. He is swift, he is strong, he is sure, he is smart...
[George hits tree and falls down]
... he is unconscious.”

Keith Scott - The Narrator

“Now I can see why they made him king of the jungle.”

Kelly Miracco - Betsy