“You lose before race start.”

Warner Oland - Charlie Chan

“- Fiona: It's rather like the first time one has sex, I suppose.
- Father Gerald: I suppose so.
- Fiona: Only not as messy, and far less cause for condoms.”

Rowan Atkinson - Father Gerald - Wedding Two
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Fiona - Wedding One

“- Pinstripe lawyer: Help me out here. Please, how?
[Egg Shen raises his hands, and a small bolt of lightning jumps between his palms. Pinstripe Lawyer stares, open-mouthed]
- Egg Shen: See? That was nothing. But that's how it always begins. Very small.”

Jerry Hardin - Pinstripe lawyer
Victor Wong - Egg Shen

“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“- Jennifer Marsh: You forming a task force?
- Detective Eric Box: Not yet.
- Jennifer Marsh: Not yet? How much more do you need?
- Richard Brooks: What we have so far is one dead cat and a man who may or may not be in danger.
- Jennifer Marsh: That's today. You think this is it? It's just the beginning!”
Diane Lane - Jennifer Marsh
Billy Burke - Detective Eric Box
Peter Gray Lewis - Richard Brooks