“It doesn't matter how many past or future existences you have, because they're all gonna be riddled with grief and anguish and sickness and death. You see, Brian, God doesn't love you. God despises you. So there's no hope, and mankind is just a component of the device by which the devil creates itself.”

David Thewlis - Johnny

“Nothing I can do is going to bring them back.”

Naomi Watts - Cristina Peck

“You have to channel all this nice grief into a murderous rage.”

Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel

“- Bill: How's it going, royal ugly dudes? I am the Earl of Preston!
- Ted: And I am the Duke of Ted!
- Henry VII: Put them in the iron maiden.
- Ted: Iron Maiden?
- Bill and Ted: Excellent!
- Henry VII: Execute them!
- Bill and Ted: Bogus!”

Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“Do you really think that any of your predecessors would've dropped everything and gone up to London because a bunch of hysterics carrying candles needed help with their grief?”

Sylvia Syms - Queen Mother