“- Seymour Krelborn: You'd still like me even if I wasn't famous?
- Audrey: I'd still love you. All I ever wanted was you... and a sweet little house.”
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn
Ellen Greene - Audrey

“I didn't think I had too many friends left in Hollywood. Gossip about Gary and me was being whispered all over town. No official Cooper separation had been declared and no one wanted to be on the wrong side when the lines were finally drawn. I was no longer the young darling of Hollywood.”

Patricia Neal On Gary Cooper

“- Camille Brewster: You sure you never heard of me? Camille Brewster?
- Ferdinand Jones: No.
- Camille Brewster: You must have a cheap radio.”
Joan Davis - Camille Brewster
Lou Costello - Ferdinand Jones

“- Zeus: Hold on, kiddo. What's your hurry? After all these years, is that the kind of hello you give your father?
- Young Hercules: Father?
- Zeus: Didn't know you had a famous father, did you? Surprise!”
Rip Torn - Zeus
Roger Bart - Young Hercules

“- Michael Chapman: I'm something of a celebrity.
- Driver: What kind of celebrity are you, Asshole of the Month?
- Michael Chapman: No, that's all political.”
Michael J. Fox - Michael Chapman
Mario Todisco - Driver