“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”

Robin Williams

“- Derek: Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry. We'll need them for analysis.
- Barry: No bloody way mate. You can come down here and do that yourself!”
Sir Peter Jackson - Derek
Pete O'Herne - Barry

“- Evan Lake: You have a disease of the blood. My disease is in the brain.
- Muhammad Banir: What sort of disease?
- Evan Lake: I'm forgetting things.
- Muhammad Banir: There is a lot to forget.”
Nicolas Cage - Evan Lake
Alexander Karim - Muhammad Banir

“- Salvy Batts: I don't want him to fuck me.
- Jake La Motta: I could do that easily.
- Salvy Batts: How ya gonna do that?
- Jake La Motta: Because I'll get youse both in a ring, I'll give youse both a fuckin' beatin', ya both can fuck each other.
- Salvy Batts: I get all full of blood.
- Jake La Motta: You're used to that.”

Frank Vincent - Salvy
Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta

“We run out of ice, so I run out to get some. I come back, open the door, and there's Veronica and Charlie doing number 17, the spread-eagle. Well, I was in such a state of shock that I completely blacked out; I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Velma Kelly