“- Teresa: You clearly don't know how to speak to women.
- Roland Sharp: I know how to speak to women. I clearly choose not to.”
Paula Garcés - Teresa
Tommy Lee Jones - Roland Sharp

“She is a woman. They say one thing but mean another. No one can unlock their secrets.”

Eric Cantona - Monsieur de Foix

“- Albert Goldman: Don't give me that tone!
- Armand Goldman: What tone?
- Albert Goldman: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
- Armand Goldman: You're not a woman.
- Albert Goldman: Oh, you bastard!”
Nathan Lane - Albert Goldman
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman

“It doesn't matter if you're ugly as fuck, or you're ugly as shit. It's about talking to women, and I know how to do that because I observe, because I am a novelist.”
Seth Rogen - Cal

“Talking to her is like swimming in a sea and being stung repeatedly by an enormous jellyfish.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones