“- Benny Murray: Nice ta meetcha' Miss Edwards...
- Samantha: Simpson.
- Benny Murray: Right. I've seen ya plastered all over New York, ya know?
- Samantha: Well, don't spread it around.”

Jack Weston - Benny Murray
Valerie Perrine - Samantha

“- Seymour Krelborn: You'd still like me even if I wasn't famous?
- Audrey: I'd still love you. All I ever wanted was you... and a sweet little house.”
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn
Ellen Greene - Audrey

“- Kate: I want a billboard in the middle of Time Square. Okay? I want... I want a commercial in the middle of the Academy Awards, and I want a 10-page layout in Vanity Fair, and that's... that's what I want.
- Darcy: Yeah, me, too. God, we're shallow!”
Jennifer Aniston - Kate
Illeana Douglas - Darcy

“I'd love to do something on Broadway. I'd love to spend some time in New York.”
Richard Madden

“When people say they want to be rich and famous, just try rich and see if that doesn't get most of it for you.”
Bill Murray